Eau de Jo

So... I don't seem to always get my youtube messages, or at any rate to recognize them as such, because they arrive so irregularly. Anyway, I just got this one...

Dear Jo
I see you've opened up your site since I sent you my message.
I notice you haven't replied to it.
I suppose you're a far too important Las Vegas Burlesque star to bother with the likes of me.
Well don't worry you won't get any more messages. I haven't got time to waste on the likes of you. Plenty of girls far younger than you communicate with me virtually instantaneously.
ManFromMars


Having no idea what message it was that I hadn't responded to, I went back the inbox and found this:

Dear Jo
I hope you're not one of these horrible spam porn sites, you don't seem to be. You seem to be totally genuine thank Christ.
One 19yo webcam girl I wrote to said "Are you really 61?" She couldn't believe it because I sound so young when I write.
So I'm going to ask you the same question. Are you still performing at 45? If so I am deeply impressed and there's hope for all of us. You must have kept yourself in first class shape.
I'm so glad to have found a mature woman (no offence intended). I'm sick of writing to teenagers.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Kind Regards

Not sure I would have responded to that, even if I had gotten it in a timely fashion.